Kitchen gadgets review: Aircraft Aluminium Rolling Pin – the least domestic thing I‘ve ever seen

Kitchen gadgets review: the self-heating butter knife – what a time to be alive!

Kitchen gadgets review: Joie citrus squeeze and mist – ‘I don’t know a more undignified way to prepare fish’

Kitchen gadgets review: Large Doughnut Cake Mould – ‘like putting a book token inside a kennel on Christmas morning’

Kitchen gadgets review: Polyscience Smoking Gun – ‘Its full name is Bong, James Bong’

Kitchen gadgets review: the Fail-Safe Fondant Dessert Kit – not quite a Trojan horse of oozy glory

Kitchen gadgets review: Kilner Butter Churner – ‘a big pat on the back’

Kitchen gadgets review: Purifry Fryer – ‘a shonky meal cooked in a giant mechanical egg’

Kitchen gadgets review: EcoLogyk kettle – be an eco-hero with zero effort

Kitchen gadgets review: Herb Pod – the pornification of parsley